Portland Sucks: A Paean
Howl with me comrades, “I hate Portland,”
Don’t migrate here, stranger. It sucks,
It’s cold and our taste stinks,
We’re all weird and ugly,
The praise is hype.
Howl with me comrades, “I hate Portland,”
Don’t migrate here, stranger. It sucks,
It’s cold and our taste stinks,
We’re all weird and ugly,
The praise is hype.