Market Street Eats - Portland, ME

How to Impress Girls

According to An Eleven-Year-Old Boy


Do a High Kick:

If you kick really high when a girl is watching, she’ll have to like you.


Perform The "Near Fall”:

Or, surprise her with this one:  pretend to fall and then, at the last second, roll out of it and stand up like, “oh you thought I was gonna fall?” Girls love agile guys.